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[24 Jul 2008|03:07pm]
PWP: MEDICS )

PWP: MAMBO, CAKE WALK, TANGO )
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PWP: Revolution [23 Jun 2008|06:22pm]
I don't want to cause any alarm, but - if you know the whereabouts of these people:

TRANCE, MEDINA, OPUS, MOONWALK, CRESCENDO

please let this information be known immediately. Thank you.
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[17 Jun 2008|12:46am]
PWP: REVOLUTION - AMI/NERDCORE
I'm sure you're all aware that we have a new member among our ranks. If you happen to have any complaints - and I know that several of you do - I would ask that you please direct them to any of our Department Heads instead of all of this unnecessary idle speculation being aired far and wide for all to see. I won't go on because so many others have said it far better than I ever could have, but seriously. I know it's very trendy and cool to run around hating and bashing authority, but when it's within your own organization you might want to think twice.

PWP: RECRUITMENT )

PWP: DEPARTMENT HEADS )
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003; pwp: revolution - ami. [18 May 2008|10:36pm]
Okay. I've tried to be accepting and I've tried to ignore the fact that you're keeping an alligator as a pet. I really have. I think it's completely ridiculous, not to mention totally unsafe, but being the open-minded and respectful individual that I am, I have simply tried to let it go.

Say you were me, and say you spent inordinate amounts of time working for greasy, sleazy, obscenely rich gentlemen who seem to think that you're only as good as your tits are large, and say that you spend a good portion of this hard-earned money on a nice new pair of shoes. And say, just say, that you found a pair of said shoes - ones that had been missing since last week, may I remind you - chewed into nearly unrecognizable pieces.

I would advise you to build that goddamn alligator pond in that fucking garden and build it fast, but if I have to build it myself then I will. And I expect someone to buy me a new pair of shoes or we'll be having alligator with a side of human flesh for breakfast in the very near future.
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002; [31 Mar 2008|09:55pm]
There's something that I would love to have cleared up:

What is everyone's obsession with ridin' dirty? Forgive me for being so painfully behind the times, but I just don't see it!
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001; [25 Mar 2008|11:14pm]
Sometimes, I think that I should quit my job and go back to giving blowjobs on street corners for $5.*

And then I remember the thrill of buying a new pair of shoes, and the world rights itself.

* - Honky, darling, I am simply joking. You know I would charge at least $15 for something like that!
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[info]maimedmods [19 Mar 2008|07:03pm]
I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there )
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